- Look at your still life
- Look at your paper
- Does your paper look like the still life? No? Go to step 4. If it does, then you are done.
- Take a pencil and make your paper look more like your still life
- Repeat steps 1-4 as needed
You should follow me on Twitter here.
Anonymous said,
November 22, 2004 @ 10:45 pm
Is this generally how most of your dates go?
Tom Nemitz said,
November 24, 2004 @ 8:58 am
Oh, man, that’s just mean.
Don’t worry DK I got your back, bro.
“doooooubbbble deuce! kapow!”
I actually thought this post was kind of funny. I almost fell out of my ergonomically-designed desk chair when I saw you’d branch out from your usual serious posts. Way to challenge yourself and stretch your creative writing jones.
Peter Griffin said,
November 24, 2004 @ 12:34 pm
Dave,
If this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
Renee said,
December 7, 2004 @ 9:51 pm
Are you taking an art class? If so, your teacher is bad.
Simanek said,
December 10, 2004 @ 10:22 am
Actually, it’s very Sol Lewitt of you.
I’m impressed. If you respond with ‘Sol who?’,
well, then that really isn’t very funny, but it
still holds up. It just isn’t funny.
Andrew said,
May 22, 2005 @ 5:28 pm
Err… Interesting. I actually got this on a Google search for ‘How to draw a still life.’
Very… Informative.
Jessica Soucy said,
June 23, 2005 @ 10:07 am
You know that this is listed on About.com?
http://desktoppub.about.com/b/a/2004_12_18.htm
kadavy said,
June 23, 2005 @ 10:57 am
Yeah, I saw that from my referrals. You have to understand that I am a stats whore.
Sally said,
March 4, 2006 @ 11:42 am
hahahaha made me laugh teehee pahahahahahahaha